Who Left The Bag Of Idiots Open?

Who left the bag of idiots open?

I can't help but wonder, who in the world left the bag of idiots open? I mean, seriously, how did all these foolish individuals manage to escape into the world at once? It's as if someone intentionally untied the bag and let them roam free, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. From the guy who tries to microwave a burrito with the aluminum foil still on, to the woman who believes that "YOLO" is a valid excuse for reckless behavior, these idiots seem to appear at every turn. It's a mystery that will forever baffle the minds of the sensible, leaving us to question the sanity of humanity itself.