"Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder"

"Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder"

In a bizarre turn of events, the culinary world has been left in a state of shock as news spreads of killer biscuits on the loose, wanted for attempted murder. These mischievous baked goods have evaded capture, leaving a trail of crumbs and destroyed taste buds in their wake. Eye-witnesses report the biscuits, armed with crisp exteriors and fluffy centers, launching themselves at unsuspecting victims, leaving behind a scene of chaos. Police have issued a dough-nation reward for any information leading to the capture of these murderous biscuits, warning the public to exercise extreme caution around any suspicious pastries. It seems that even the most innocent of treats can turn deadly in the wrong hands — or dough, in this case.