Always Open (Except When Closed)

Always Open (Except When Closed)

Always open …

(except when closed)

Always open except when closed is a paradoxical phrase that tickles the brain with its ironic twist. It's like saying a door is open at all times, yet it can be closed. It reminds one of those perplexing moments when you see a sign on a 24-hour convenience store that says "closed for maintenance." You can't help but chuckle at the contradiction. It's a playful reminder that even the most open and accessible things in life need their moments of closure and rejuvenation. After all, what's the fun in always being open if you don't occasionally get a chance to shut down and recharge?

Fear Of Speed Bumps

Fear Of Speed Bumps

Does Your Blinker Not Work Or What?

Does Your Blinker Not Work Or What?